consume you

So what is the abhorrent trend with designer bullshit? I turn on le computer and I see that the google header is fancy in a reprehensible neo-80's kind of way. I double click and find out that its some special "artist theme" available for 1 week only! I buy a soda in 7-11 and it comes in a hip bottle with graffiti all over it, and i silently squeal "oh my gawd, I can't believe it's pepsi". Today I drove through BK for some fries (my bad) and all the packaging says "designed by sean john" with a big ass signature of sean john all over everything.

I don't get it people. If I'm going to buy shitty corporate junk once in a great while and hit up unavoidable mainstream things like google, I want it to look and taste like shitty corporate junk. It confuses my soul when I think there might be something artsy about the General Mills or Pepsi corporations. Stop it.

p.s - were those fries damn good. there I said it.